...-=How To Heal A Broken Heart=-...

I got this from that cool website: Dontdatehimgirl.com It's a pretty cool poem.

Day OneBuy one twelve pack.

Buy one large Pizza.

Buy one half gallon of Ice Cream.

Drink all the beer.

Eat all the pizza.

Go to bed and sleep for a few hours.

Eat all the ice cream.

Now you are sober.

Day twoBuy a twelve pack of beer

Buy a large pizza

Drink twelve pack

Go to bed

Eat pizza when you wake up

Now your sober

Day three

Buy a twelve pack of beer

Drink all the beer

Go to bed.

Day four

Buy a fifth of whiskey

Take a few shots

Go to bed

Day Five

Take a few more shots of whiskey

Go to bed

Day Six

Take a few more shots of whiskey

Go to bed

Day seven

Drink the rest of the whiskey

go to Bed.

Hurt is all gone and you have gained 20 pounds.

In the event that you puke your guts up the pain then stops right there because you wont be drinking the next day.

When the pain is gone go look for a new man or woman and get on with it.